What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

What TV station do bees watch ?

Bee bee c one!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.