What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.