What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(