What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.