How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.