What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu