What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!