What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.