What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.