What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!