What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.