What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons