What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.