What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons