What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon