What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What do you call someone who can't do anything?

HR

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**