What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear