What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.