What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)