What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!