What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.