What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.