Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Inertia Jokes More Inertia Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Bill Nye Jokes More Bill Nye Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat