Because inertia is a property of matter.
Because they're easier to spot
When the car breaks down.
It kept crashing on the beach.
A: You should bill Gates.
It doesn't.
Because property is theft.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
Inertia.
Because of the Nye Quill.
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat