Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Inertia Jokes More Inertia Jokes

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat