What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

End Jokes More End Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.