What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.