How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.