A brick to the back of his head should do it.
me *turns around and goes back out*
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
Cornography
One of them has to water their vegetables
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
They Cantaeloped!
A Coconut.