What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss