What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks