None, he lets the knives do the work
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Now I've got to cut you.
A knife has a point
To sharpen the knife
With a knife!
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
A chopstick!
You need a knife to get in the box.
A Knife
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
So he can cut corners.
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Nothing, she knew what was coming...
Though his chest with a knife
You want a piece of me !
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
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You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
The knife was really dull
A knife.
Cutting edge technology.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Ceasar
The knife has a point.
To cut the corners!
An erection and a place to put it.
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Because they both looked sharp!
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Knives
A knife has a point.
The knife has a point !
They both love stoning women.
So I thanked him and went back home.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Six girls )
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
He didn't want to be called chicken
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Leave EU.
I need some new material for the court house.
Depends on how hard you throw them
They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper