What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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There's twenty of them.

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.