What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.