What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google