What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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An alarm, you pervert!

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood