Because they've literally been running around all day
Running into one could really ruin your day.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
A redneck virgin
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
