Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.