Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.