Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"