Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!