How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.