How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.