How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.