What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.