What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.