Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Aw-burn!

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

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Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

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Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

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A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.