Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star