Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!