Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.