Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body