Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Tell him drinks are on the house.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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The punchline is too long.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink