For people that don't want anything to drink
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
She wanted to get a dark tan.
Anything to ease the pain.
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
A mocking bird!
It's too complex
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Piccop Andropoff.
Because they can't spell toboggan.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
