Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."