Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."