Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering