Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "