Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.