Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.