Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.