Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost