What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.