What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.