What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.