What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.