Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy