Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.