What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy