What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.