Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.