Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter