Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.