Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!