What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public