What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

I. Jokes More I. Jokes

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public