What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"