How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

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What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system