What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!