Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot