Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!