Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.