Edward Snowed-in
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It wears an aqua-fur.
It had new windows Putin
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)
Summer...Her name's summer.
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P
Chapped lips
You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Your ears stay warmer.
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He got lost in the maize.
I'm udderly freezing!
You follow the Fresh Prince
Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
Oh my god. I'm Friesian!
Closed for Winter".
Because they're easier to spot
Because everything isis
He was Snowden.
They BURy it
They'll get chapped lips!
Swarm.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
Now is the winter of our discount tents
Camenbert
Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!
Its to far to walk.
Werewolf: Search me!
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
A bahumbug!
Winterfell and it can't get up.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
You search for Fresh Prints.
A winter pepper.
They got snowed in.
They wear snowcaps.
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
They get chapped lips
A: They could get chapped lips!
They both got their fur low.
This winter is very cold. Family is starve.
Because they dress in lairs.
Scarves
He was missing his winter gear
Yellow Jackets*
So they don't get chapped lips.
Winter is coming.
It's because there are more geese on that side.
They change into brrrrrro's.
During the winter Swole-stace
Isisicles
Winter is coming"
Because it's too far to walk.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
Take away his credit card.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Because they let IT go
H2 Oh!
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)
Attire
A damson in this dress.
A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
