Attire
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Attire.
x-post from r/bicycling Attire
A tire
A-tyre
Attire...!!