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An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.
Queen Kong.
Attire.*
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Because it's two-tired
Attire
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A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Attire.
X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there
x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)
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