What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!