What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Cubans Jokes More Cubans Jokes

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.