What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Cubans Jokes More Cubans Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!