How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.