How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.