Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."