What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs