What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Where does the Internet football team play?

Webley.

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What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).