He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
To run their hands through their hair
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
The blonde sure doesn't know.
He found a hair in one.
If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
Gee, I'll never part with it!
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"