Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band?

Cold Flay

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When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad?

Because it was

What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?

IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.